Department of Extraterrestrial RevelryClearance Level: Public

File No. PA–001 / Declassified 2026

History was
a party.
They were there.

Recovered imagery of close encounters, famous faces, and highly questionable behavior —now cleared for civilian wear on the shadow government's best t-shirts.

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Houston, We Have a Party
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Houston, We Have a Party
PA-0044
Timestamp: 02:13:07

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